My dear ghanians, Its church, not "chech" Pastor, not "pastar". Doctor, not Dactar My fellow Nigerians, Its bath, not "baff". Our currency is called Naira, not "narrah"! My dear Edo people, Its argument, not "ajument" (4 wetin na?) My dear yorubas, Its Air, not "hair" Eight, not "hate" Its Van Persie, not "Fan Persin". My dear Ibadan peeps woh! hmmmmm... Its not "sun tissu" its sean tizzle! Its not "siro" but zero! My dear Hausa people, Its fifty, not "pipty". Its people, not "fiffle". Its five, not "pipe". Glo, not "gilo"! Seriously it is "Tuface weds Annie Macauley", stop saying "Toothpaste weds Animal calling" My Egun people woh! Its actually MTN and not NTM!! My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and not "rurf"!! My Benue people, its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross Lest I forget my close Igbo people! There is nothing like "thaaasand" woh! There is thousand! It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet And its thirty, not "thartie"! Our Lord's prayer is actually "Our Father, who at in Heaven, Hallowed be your name...", and not "Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name..." Please respect your marital age and take note! Thanks!